other: my best feature

I simultaneously love and hate my brain right now

Gather 'round, my lovelies, 'cause have I got a story for you.

Okay, so last night I had this dream, whose introductory sequence involved being eternally stuck on a subway platform while the same train arrived, let everybody on, and then circled back around to let us off at the same platform. Only it was actually a different train every time. And sometimes it was being operated by an enormous green ogre with glowing red eyes.

Uh, anyway, that's not relevant to the major part.

The major part is that my brain then proceeded to give me not only all the setup but also significant aftermath for a hardcore nightmare structured around Alice Cooper's 'Welcome to my Nightmare' album and its sequels, but completely failed to deliver the actual product in between.

This is about how it went down:

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This isn't the first time my brain has promised me something and then failed to deliver, but dammit, it would have been so great. Also, I want that nightmare coordinator to become a recurring character. Next time I see her, I am going to demand she fucking scare me already.

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other: my best feature

I love the shit my brain does, I really do

I dreamed cake.

I dreamed FUCKING AMAZING CAKE.

This cake was chocolate-hazelnut, and it was made in a pie dish. There was a layer of brownie, and then on top of that a layer of something cake-ier, and on top of that a layer of ice cream under a hard chocolate shell. It looked like something rising muddily out of the deepest depths of hell, and it tasted like a chocolatey orgasm.

i wanna make one. XD

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